Hi, my name is Doug. I like wine, pizza, economics, politics, and Star Wars.
nitrous oxide is amazing because i thought my entire operation took 5 minutes and apparently it took 3 hours
also i’ve been sleeping for 12 hours
LMAO my sisters and i have a group text with each other and ever since one of them moved across the country i forgot she’s in a different time zone so my other sister and i were talking about poop at 4 am her time